Bruises and more

So I find it ironic that as soon as I enter my two darlings into a cutest baby contest, they immediately become overly accident prone. Emily currently has a cut and a bruise above her right eye and that same right eye is black. She hit it while laughing in the shopping cart. Ariana has a bruise on her head as well. She also has a bad cold so her face is all dry and red. It looks so sore. I laugh because even if my girls were chosen as finalists, the show would probably turn us into social services. To top it off, at Walmart (right after Emily hit her eye and it immediately turned black) the lady at the checkout asked, "Is this going to be under WICK or anything?" I was mortified. I immediately answered no, but the answer isn't the point. It is the fact that she asked it in the first place. I guess my bruised girls were shooting out WICK vibes. Who knows.